
So I was too lazy to read about Macbeth so I copied & pasted everything into Google Translate, set both as English, and clicked that listen button & it read to me. WOOOOOOO \0\ \0/ /0/
So before I got my period, I always made fun of people who got it and complains cos’ I couldn’t get it. HUZZAH FOR LATE BLOOMERS. But now that I have it, I CAN’T MAKE FUN OF THEM ANYMORE. & when i do, IT’S NOT THE SAME )= </3
i ended my conversation on aim with my friend by saying “my vagina is itchy”
My dad was looking at my grades & he goes “YOU HAVE HORRIBLE GRADES”. I started freaking out like omfomgogmgfomgogmgg, then I see straight A’s. THANKS FATHER, I’LL GET F’S FOR YOU NEXT TIME..